jesuschristvevo: being hotter than me is selfish and rude
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
DO YOU LIKE THE WAY I WALK? CUZ I WALK WITH A...
♫: cuz got a cute face and a booty so fat ♥ GO GIRLL~
really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck-yeahpokemon: the-pokemon-avatar: fuck-yeahpokemon: someone draw this for me please There you go lol omg thank you
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
dickfaerie: my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
although I wasn’t very close with some of the people I met in high school, each and every one of them sure has made some sort of impact on my life that i’ll never forget ♥
ph0king: aswizzzleee: xoxokrysteenbby: ohmyromie: chels-aye: reflectinghope: cherishmalik: daisola: charile: sonicdrivein: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE AHHAHHAHAHA I JUST CHOKED ON MY SPIT OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG i cant omg omf LMFAO omg I just can’t ahahahha ! why ?! ahahhaha ! The last part fucking got me ahahha ! I...
beyoncespenis: ACTUAL QUEEN